Tag: Darcy Shitposts
In other news, Dashcon 2019′s “Male-Presenting Nipples and Balls” Pit sounds great
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Hello darkness, my old friend
Why do you come at 4 pm
Seasonal depression has come creeping
It makes my brain wish I was sleeping
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To whomever bribed/hacked JARVIS to continue blasting “Do You Wanna Build A Snowman” – We get it. It Snowed. Message received.
FREEZE DRIED BRINE SHRIMP DO *NOT* BELONG IN THE SPICE CUPBOARD
The scariest sound in the world is a small child quietly saying “oops”.
Pretty sure Clint Barton is the closest a human has ever gotten to being a Sim, behaviorally speaking
Sim Logic: “I can’t find a way to get across this small puddle on the floor. Guess I’ll let the house burn down.”
Barton Logic: “I can’t find a way to get off this roof. Guess I’ll fling myself into a dumpster.”